Here's the thing. I don't care if you follow me or you don't follow me. Wait, no, I take that back. I do hope you follow me because I appreciate you. I love you.
But I don't need to be in a pack and I don't need to be followed by more than like... three people.
That's enough.
If there are three of you, I love you.
If there are a hundred of you, I love you.
If there's zero of you...
I love all the rest of you.
See how that works?
Love.