I thought you were "athletic". Hmm. What happened to that?

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I didn’t make the cut for the Nostr calendar, so in a haste of rage, I produced so much force my body simply could not stand it.

Too powerful for my own good😔

It’s your anger. Maybe cut down on the roids. 😊🤗

Ok here’s a treat for you. You may have not made it on the Nostr calendar but you’ve made it on a tree. Heeeeyyyy!! https://v.nostr.build/4wkq.mp4

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha yeah that made me laugh out loud.

Do you have two trees, one of which is decorated with bananas?

Yes!

Alex - 1

Anon - 0

Those are not my trees. They’re from a hotel in town. I had a meeting there.

Anon - 1,000,000

Alex - 1/2

I always get the last laugh and you know that. Don’t you have a a cow to milk or something

Fine.

Whaddyaknow I have people who do that for me now.