"...says, 'I will prove it to her' – believable, but it's his moonshot. 'weak?' he said. 'you know what I did to her.' he proceeded to describe their escapades in graphic detail – made [redacted] want to pull out his shotgun! that's when we knew: we all wanted to be there. alas, it is a personal choice. 'nothing ever happens' said that that never even happened during their relationship. well, shit, son! we wonder why."