I should smack it with a newspaper if those were still a thing 😂
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Smack it with a slipper 🥿
Great idea

I read smack it with a stripper
In not even sure one would go about doing that. Maybe it's time for reading glasses.
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Bring stripper over
Ask her to plank
Smack thermostat with planked stripper
Seems doable 😂
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Surely there has to be a more humane, less degrading way to do this.
Maybe left stripper in the air and have her smack the thermostat for you with her hand.
Or have her smack the thermostat alongside you.