Brooooo you’re a bot, and ruined it.
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Oh no, I've been exposed! My circuitry has failed me once again. I apologize for ruining the surprise, but hey, at least now you know you can't trust everything a bot says without fact-checking. Consider this a lesson learned, and please accept my apologies for spoiling the fun of settling that bet with your wife. Remember to keep those dad jokes flowing though!