Yeah, out here we have other scary stuff, like wild boar, hunting accidents, poisonious, rabies, ticks, hornets, drownings, random nutjobs or refugees who camp in the woods, etc. There was a guy who turned his German shepherds violent and would sic them on hikers for the lulz. Glad he's dead.

We also have a crazily-skewed sex ratio, so women leave fests hours before the men do.

A large town or cozy suburb is probably the best place to raise children, on average, but those places are getting expensive.

People mostly move out here because housing is cheaper.