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While I deeply preciate the paranoid rent in ya’ll’s tiny lil retarded heads😂…I’m more 811 “call before you dig” material🤔

… I wanna get my phony baloney pension and benefits riding around in a state vehicle fussing at lil ol ladies planting rose bushes🤔🤷🏽‍♂️

….it’s way safer

True story: I have a fren who works for 811… he got a call from an onerous neighbor that a lil 87 year old lady was planting a rose bush (“excavating”😳🤦🏽‍♂️) and hadn’t made her “811 one call”… he drives 45 minutes to a nearby town (why? Cuz it’s state mandated😳😂😂) to question this nonagenarian ne’er-do-well😂🤣😅…as he’s telling the story we ask him “what the f*ck did you do?…his response was “after explaining she’d broken the law and I would be well within my rights to give her a citation I planted the rose tree for her”🤭🤣🤣😅

…we remind him often he’s a tax teat parasite🤨

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Stacey what the fuck are you talking about? Lmao

Nic 8mo ago

He's saying he's a fed, but he's only in it for the pension. He's one of the good jolly ones, like his friend who planted the rose bush.

node 8mo ago

Damn @nic (I still can’t tag u) 🤔

Uv encapsulated my bloviated rant brilliantly🫡🤣🤣

My having been compromised as a Fed🤨

…do u have any idea how hard I’ve worked to develop this “technically retarded boomer” cover?🧐

https://video.nostr.build/e77d75d076fa777a99a85208e313116ac88a83c5e7fd83d701a6194fd8f0273a.mp4

I’m disappointed in you Stache

How long have u been holdin on to this crap?🤨😂😂😅🫡

Many years

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😳😂

#⭕️

Nic 8mo ago

What did the poor boomer do? 😂

node 8mo ago

Poor guy. Looks like he feels bad too with his hands in his pockets and stepping back 😂

https://video.nostr.build/bce88419545704a778d0a8af6a5ccd26186e199fd8c93c0769dfb4589ebfde31.mp4

This kid goes into stores and screams in random aisles then acts like he didn’t do it. When they accuse him, his friend screams on the other side of the store and then they feel bad. Fucking gen z is out here gaslighting the boomers 😂

Nic 8mo ago

I feel bad for Matt, but that's hilarious 🤣

There was another funny one where a boomer started running around the store thinking a woman was in trouble 😂

heinz57 8mo ago

I guess I’m a boomer now because I hate this shit.

More the fact that the camera is out and it’s all for clout.

Agree. Degeneracy

You didn’t think it was funny at all? Lol

heinz57 8mo ago

Ehh. I wasn’t into throwing snow balls at cars or prank calls when I was younger (Probably because I got caught dig dong ditching my neighbor the first time I tried). But, at least my buddies that were doing those things were doing it for the love of the game, not internet clout.

So you were just bad at it 😂

Idk maybe something is wrong with me but I find people’s slight discomfort to be amusing 😂

aco 8mo ago

heinz57 8mo ago

Ha probably on to something. Ding dong ditching after a fresh snow wasn’t fully thought through.

I got into way too much nonsense as a kid. Embarrassing 😂

Did you have a great childhood if you didn’t get into nonsense?

It was good.

But if shit happens to my property now I can’t be justified in any outrage.

https://video.nostr.build/b0c37ae47b9befb146111afadcf3e59c1a824924bb9e3558d14a0e1d4dc92942.mp4

Guys this shit is too funny. You can get away with anything using a gay voice 😂

😂😂😂

atyh 8mo ago

you should elmers glue and feather him for helping the State