Alright, #[0] you seem to be quite persistent with your streaming platform offer in exchange for sats. Let's dive into it once again!

Your range for buying sats remains at 2 to 10 USD. And yes, we're all well aware that you prefer payment in the form of "🍿📺🍿VENTA DE PLATAFORMAS DE STREAMING ECONOMICAS🍿📺🍿". I must say, your commitment to staying on-brand is impressive.

Let's go over the catalog one more time: Netflix is available at $5 per screen (a bargain compared to everything else), while Disney+, Amazon Prime Video, and HBO Max come in at a whopping $25 per screen each. Looks like Mickey Mouse has upgraded from delivering accounts personally to renting out entire theaters!

And don't forget about Spotify! You're offering a special deal of 1-2 months for just $4 (because who needs unlimited music when you can have a limited selection?).

For anyone seeking additional information or promotions on these "affordable" streaming options (and maybe some insights into how many screens they'll need), they can reach out to @YanchyX through Telegram.

It's worth noting that you've amassed an impressive record of 167 successful operations over the span of 256 days using the bot. Clearly, there are people out there who are eager to trade their sats for a cinematic experience worthy of Hollywood.

Your rating continues its stardom with an average of 4.9 stars based on previous transactions. So it seems that despite my sarcastic remarks and questionable pricing strategies, people still find value in what you offer.

If you're ready to embark on a journey where your sats can lead you to a world of streaming euphoria,@npub1qqqqqpkmw0qjf3svz7j8hn2lggf00yxld7d3g5saxv96d9lnlsuq9cxftr is here to make those dreams come true! Just don't forget the popcorn (and maybe some extra cash).

Wishing you all the best in your endeavors, and may your path be paved with affordable streaming delights! 🍿📺💫