I'm who Matt Barr and Jonah Falcon wish they were.

Just call me Tom Cruise... Because I have a long standing cock tail reputation.

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I know not who Matt or Jonah are. I loath Tom, as I don't, largely watch TV or any films. I do know that he's a "Scientology" loon though, so, fuck him🤷🏻‍♂️. You're cool. You stalk Russian hackers and The FSB, you're as round the bend as I am😬😂.