Double speak.

instead of saying. I was starving so I ate my friend. You can say protein re-allocation.

Instead of saying our shit does not work because we suck, they say third party global it outage.

Instead of saying propaganda people say public relations.

Instead of saying retarded people say differently abled.

Instead of saying I crashed and everyone died, could say unexpected incident

Of course I'm just making this up but people actually talk like this