Asking about broadband , ring a certain company up with basic questions :

"Do you offer fibre optic broadband?"

"We need your name , your email address , opt-in for marketing, post-code, do you have any of our other services , who provides your broadband at the moment?"

"Hold on , I don't want to opt in for marketing"

"You can always , opt out , what is your email address?"

"You haven't even told me how to opt out."

"Fine , I can just opt you out now"

"Do it then , cheers"

"What is your email, and post-code and ...."

"Excuse me , I don't even know if I want your service , you haven't answered my questions , you don't need any of my information , you haven't even made a sale."

"I absolutely do need it , its my job. "

"Right , on you go , I've heard everything I need to know."

Fucking cunts acting like my data is their right! Get fucked .