My daughter is only 11 months old. I really wish she could talk already, so she could at least tell me what it feels like to be a millionaire already.

I'll never know the feeling. I split one singular egg white omellette in a wrap for brekky and lunch, have holes in my boots, have given up luxuries like cheese, fine chocolate, and don't even remember what gold label espresso tastes like any more. I drive a beater car from 2007, and wear costco pants. I have bought my exactly 6 new shirts in the past 5 years and 4 of them were high visibility for work. I've bought myself 3 pairs of footwear in the past 5 years and 2 of them are steel toe boots for work. I haven't don't anything to celebrate a birthday in about 8 years....

But my daughter is a multi millionaire lol