A story based on cryptographic signed shitposts…

jb55: that mf client is NOT real!

miljan: Why you say fuck me for?

ODELL: DAMN, THAT HURTS jb55

corndalorian: ima primal OG Legend 4eva bitches! fuck jb55, fuck Damus and if you down with no GIF keyboard on Damus client, then fuck you too!

vrod: why nostr so negative?🤷‍♀️

And they all sold their bitcoins for Solana Memecoins and moved to bluesky 🦋