I love it when the state department thinks I can't do better Middle East diplomacy than the secretary.

it's honestly a good gig tho, cause if any Americans die Marco Rubio will be blamed for it and everyone will hate him; if they return home, he gets to tweet like he did something when we all know he didn't and we get to just giggle about it for another four years.

"win-win for me, but not for thee!"