Over the last two minutes I posted 5 notes, each with a picture and the #zapathon hashtag.

2000 sats to the first person that can figure out the description of the machine I have pictured in my mind when you assemble all the pieces together.

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ASIC miner

That’s just one part of

Steam-powered remote-controlled btc miner that no one can catch 😊

Warm

A tree-shredder that can be controlled by your phone, where excess energy is used by the miner.

Excess energy from this guy.

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Closest one so far. I’ll give it a few more minutes.

And you won’t have to move it because it can move itself. 😎

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It’s very likely that the node is in the phone too.

Lulz!

i dont work that cheap.

Mobile beer brewer and burger grill

The problem is, the elites youre planning on grinding up to fuel the gassifier have relationships with the boston dynamics people. youll need Faraday shielding once you task the unit.

Shredding biomass to bio digest and create fuel to run a generator and mine bitcoin? Know farmers that do that!

An autonomous bipedal robot that you can point towards a forest and it'll shred trees feeding the woodpulp into a gassifier and converts the excess energy into bitcoin.

Reminds me of the movie Mortal Engines.