Seeking investors for my new scam EHEM I mean company.

The plan: you give me fiat, I give you an IOU, I take your fiat and buy Bitcoin with it. You can’t have the Bitcoin and I won’t prove to you I have it and I’ll leave custody up to a scammy vulture crypto exchange. But you will get an IOU that is permissioned and very limited in what you can do with it though.

Okay, see all the value I’m providing? Who is ready to invest?