Just taken a quiet wonder down to the beach to sit and relax and wind down.

As I was walking, a big thick headed bloke in his early 30s walked around the corner and straight at me, all angry and aggressive, shouting 'what about you, you want it too?', arms all ready to swing at me.

'What the fuck?' I responded...

Within a second, my hands were out of my jacket pocket and I'd stepped to the side.

Within 2 seconds I'd sized him up and realised that, whatever happens, this is gonna hurt, probably a lot.

Within 2.5 seconds he realised he'd just been a giant cunt and started apologising and claiming MH problems.

Of course, I'm pumped on adrenaline now, ready for violence.

But he's apologised and is asking for forgiveness.

So, I couldn't just hit him and let that surge of energy out, because that'd make me the cunt and I'd also end up with injuries, 'win' or 'lose', regardless. Total waste of time.

So I had to walk away, pumped, amd then had to calm down while I sat at the beach.

What an absolute total rotten pig stinking bell end.

Why have some people got to be so fucking uncivilised?

What has become of this world?