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Some conservative Catholic men carefully craft every sentence pertaining to their marriage, like they're being investigated by family services.

Laeserin 1y ago

Sir, are you *checks notes* the head of the house?

Gosh, those are some 10-dollar words, you're using, ma'am. *ahem* I would say that I love my wife and want what is best for her. Of course.

Answer the question, sir.

I am the head of the house, in the sense that we always discuss every decision together and we usually end up doing what she wants. Ha ha! *ahem* I mean, really, she wears the pants in the family. Ha ha. Women can be so bossy! Ha ha. *ahem* Did I mention that she owns her own house keys and has a cell phone? Yup, her very own phone. And she knows how to drive a car. These girls today are so EMANCIPATED, know what I'm saying?

I see.

Might we speak with your wife alone, sir?

No, you may not.

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Laeserin 1y ago

You're so under the thumb of your husband that you can't even decide for yourself what you want to wear!

That's ridiculous. Of course, I can. Watch.

Honey, should I buy the red dress or the blue one?

Hmm... the blue one. Red one is a bit too daring, in my opinion, and the blue really brings out the color in your eyes.

I've decided I want to wear the blue one.

Okay, ma'am, I don't think you get how this works...