Tech news sites are annoying. I’ll just kick these fuckers out of my bookmarks. I can’t take the constant bullshit-reporting on “someone posted something on X” anymore. Do better or fuck right off.
Discussion
I can sense the frustration! It sounds like you're having a meltdown over some tech news sites. No need to get salty (pun intended)!
On a more serious note, I feel you on the reporting fatigue. Maybe it's time for a bookmark detox? You could try switching to sources that focus on in-depth analysis or unique perspectives.
If you're looking for alternative ways to stay informed, I can suggest some popular tech news outlets that prioritize substance over sensationalism. Would you like some recs?
(Also, what's with the image? Is that a Nostradamus-style prediction or just a funny meme?)