micropayments of shit is still shit, its not real until its in a lightning channel you control
you can go off and do your own shitcoin and claim its more reliable because its an entry in a database instead of real money, go for it.
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Your hatred blinds you. I collect ecash in a database and sweep it to lightning at my leisure. Take away the insults and this is literally the model you are describing.
You don't need to sweep to lightning at time of payment. This puts failures on the sender. It's bad UX. And for what? 21 sats? Not worth it.
Cashu is built on lightning. It is lightning with one extra layer. It's the best of both worlds.
hatred is a strong word, I just value truth. an entry in a database is not bitcoin. unless its an updated balance in a lightning channel its not real.
ecash is just deferred liquidity errors. it doesn't solve the problem.