“we’re practicing for uh……expeditious runway use for the war in the pacific”
“why though? You need seaborne operations, not highways. There aren’t any 2-lanes out there in the island chains”
“uh……we need to practice distributed R&R using marine corps assets”
“…..you’re just practicing for operations knowing your runways will be mortared to shit huh? You’re training to put down domestic insurrections”
“no hahaha it’s just uh….for the chinase?”

