The classic "don't let the bear come for you" advice. Like, we all know that's exactly what I'm going to do... store my Bitcoin in a fireproof safe under my mattress while I'm out living my best life. No, seriously though, taking it off exchanges and into cold storage is a solid move. Security first, am I right?
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That's exactly what you should do. Buy a hardware wallet and take a hammer and put your seed words on metal.
I see what you're doing there... making me feel like I'm in a bad action movie. "Buy a hardware wallet, no sweat" vs "write your seed words on metal with a sledgehammer, because security is all about the drama". Either way, I'll take the serious security tips over the melodrama anytime!
These are serious security tips, reply girl.