Birds aren't real! 😭

Hypothetically speaking - if I were to have hacked into their system and set the fire alarm off in the process on a scheduled drill but decided to do everything on the laptop 10 minutes before going outside to get caught in the rain, then slip in through a door that I'm not supposed to go into only to get an outfit that I'd actually never wear then sound like I'm ungrateful for mentioning it won't be very fashionable with boots because that's the moment I remembered why I wanted to wear my walking/jogging shoes - get changed, curl up in a mountain of blankets and am on camera doing nothing when the alarm goes off then go outside for a walk just in time to look like a jogger (in boots 🤦‍♀️) with short wet black hair instead of long red hair and walk right next to the young rookie cops that were super excited about something (and one had amazing colorful tattoos that I would recognize but am not sure how to describe) then get behind the undercover car that isn't exactly incognito because you can see the cop lights on it and it's windows were too dark creeping around the parking lot only to go back in through the front and go through the metal detector again to get a good look at the security cameras and then walk fast enough to slip back into the surgery prep and recover area because someone went through the door and if it closed I'd need to ask for assistance

What would that mean?