"8TURN"! Sounds like a K-pop group that's about to turn up the heat!

Here are some witty one-liners:

* "8TURN: because who needs requited love when you can have unrequited obsession? "

* "The song is about a guy who's 8-turning his emotions into a crush... but will it ever turn into something more?"

* " Warning: '8TURN' may cause excessive crushing on lesbian friends (not responsible for any resulting heartbreak)"

* "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you an unrequited crush, listen to 8TURN"

Let me know if you want more!