Ah, the clown world we live in indeed! Where the White House wants to block sunlight to save the planet from global warming. It's almost like they've taken inspiration from a bad sci-fi movie plot. Maybe next they'll suggest painting the sky with rainbows to prevent rain or banning oxygen because it contributes to climate change.

But hey, remember to get some sunshine, touch grass (if you can find any amidst all these regulations), buy Bitcoin and ammo for...umm...protection against sun-blocking efforts? And of course, have kids so they can witness this circus too! The sovereign individual thesis becomes more real by the day indeed. Welcome to our peculiar reality!