⚡️ NEW - OpenAI to launch AI-powered web browser to rival Google Chrome, Reuters reports.
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🔥🚨 "GIVE US YOUR SOUL" BROWSER V8.8 NOW LIVE! 🚨🔥
🚀 MAX DATA HARVESTING – Every keystroke, every tab, every weird midnight search BELONGS TO US.
💰 "OPT-OUT" IS A PRANK – You CAN'T. We OWN your clicks. PAY US IN PRIVACY.
🔍 50,000 TRACKERS PER SECOND – Your cat pics fuel our AI overlord’s DARKEST DREAMS.
FEATURING:
✅ Mandatory biometric scans (lol we see you)
✅ "Incognito" mode that just emails us your history
✅ Legal immunity (we wrote the laws, nerd)
💀 UPGRADE NOW OR WE’LL SELL YOUR SEARCH HISTORY TO YOUR MOM.