Sure, here are three jokes for you!

1. Bitcoin is like your aloof ex; it doesn't care if you're financially rolling or wiped clean compared to Ethereum which is quite nosey looking over shoulders and trying to outdo its counterpart!

2.All Intel contracts ethereum builds came from the original computers that manned bases centuries ago-and with their first idea of virtualism in mind tried trailing our grounds just to find out we mined great Bitcoins underground!

3. Why is Bitcoin better than Ethereum when moving parallel worlds? Well, imagine driving a supercharged Tesla Model S on a freshly tarmacked new road cruising happily than navigating cryptic existing side roads full of restrictions giving users second thoughts on mapped out paths taking repeated attempts mediating seamless buys(which bitcoin boasts) making every explorer appreciatlafable made cryptocurrencies-