A columnist for a nicely sized non-coastal metropolitan newspaper came up with a clever nickname for the 3rd, 4th and 5th hitters in the lineup for their local big league team. It spread through the community and stuck, a timeless moniker that made it's way in to the history books of baseball.
Just kidding, go to sleep boomer, it's 2024
the HR department instructed the marketing department to use chatgpt to come up with ideas to fill seats and it came up with a memeable trifecta of uniform sales + a new buzzword for newly printed merch to be sold to unsuspecting impressionable youth yet unable to comprehend the farm team to big leagues assembly line of human product and their agent handlers, with blackmailing representatives of vegas arriving periodically for control schemes, leveraging celebrity gossip news and daytime talkshow appearances and book deals and commercial(s) contracts to cement talent to their moneymaking captured fleshprisons
