While washing the dishes afterwards, I grabbed my wife by the arm and gave her a sincere look in her eyes.

"Honey, I know she's your sister. . . But when they get rekt. I don't have enough in my strategic reserve budgeted out for them. Not a single sat".

She looked at me odd and laughed as if I was joking. As she walked away, I gazed out the window at the lonely, frigid, snowy street and thanked #God he sent me my wife so I could save her lol

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