I feel so sorry for Americans, they don't even know ๐Ÿซ‚

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I can honestly say this is one of the few times Iโ€™m glad to be an ignorant American. This abomination should not exist.

You're right. Who would ever mix the flavour of fried potatoes and ketchup. That's just insane, nobody would ever do that.

Such a bad idea

No he's right. No where in recorded history was ketchup and fried potatoes ever a popular choice. Have you ever heard of people putting ketchup on hash browns? Yuck, gross.

Just because ketchup goes with some potato foods, doesnโ€™t mean you use ketchup with anything. Iโ€™d never put ketchup in a potato soup ๐Ÿคข

Conveniently ignores the fried potato component, the importance of the Maillard reaction to the flavour of savory foods, and it's interplay with vinegar and acidity. You're grasping at straws here MahDood.

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Oh Jesus Christ ๐Ÿ˜‚

No one can keep up with my meme folder this isnโ€™t a joke ๐Ÿ˜‚

https://video.nostr.build/584e48eeb6f92a79282baf3b05ef08c9a01ba8a971b8d34c77921e86262e5c75.mp4

This goes beyond a meme folder.

It's an offensive stockpile.

Hoarding degeneracy ๐Ÿ˜‚

I like to meme on the fly, keep it fresh. My folder has so many it's a disaster to find anything ๐Ÿ˜ญ

I organize it frequently but yeah. I use more my templates folder than my meme folders

Meanwhile my meme folder๐Ÿ”ฅ

Idk if Iโ€™m ready to open source my meme folder ๐Ÿง

Share the fruits of your labor.

Become comoonist ๐Ÿค

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we told you not to bring your meme folder on that dangerous boating trip.

Oooof

She was way too casual

Casual fall earned her a perfect score

10/10 comedy yes ๐Ÿ˜‚

The FBI agentโ€™s reaction when you burn down the Minecraft house

https://video.nostr.build/03c31d1075a04a1c718f31477b72cacd2140f8ff102ccd5e1926b8d7bddcf221.mp4

Hahahahahahaha

Dr. Memer, M.D.

D M M D

MemeDR.lol

meme.clinic

This is a good one ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Œ

It's yours for $260 on namecheap ๐Ÿ’€

Not so cheap

No. In fact there are a lot of not cheap domains on namecheap ๐Ÿ˜ 

They should change the name to namenotsocheap

I usually use hostinger. Cheap as fuck.

Yuck. Domain poaching bastards.

I like this but too lazy to do it ๐Ÿ˜‚

Maybe one day I will add an ability for users to add their own content.

Just scrape my nostr.build uploads ๐Ÿ˜‚

That is easy!

How to tag them though!?

My meme folder is a nightmare to navigate lol

This ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿซ‚

Free memes anyone?

(No access restrictions on this specific one)

https://gallery.nostr.build/memes

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Congratulations on the nostr.land partnership Fishcake. Great move ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿพ

I just read this entire thread and after three years on Nostr I think think weโ€™ve finally broken through.

Youโ€™re referring to the partnership between the two services ?

This is a mega thread, he referenced all of it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

So is being retards ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

Itโ€™s pure perfection.

Broken through?

I don't see anything particularly groundbreaking in this thread

Shitposting good

Bundling services together good

Having cock together, good too ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

Itโ€™s all converging together in one brilliant and retarded package.

Makes it easy for the consumer. Brilliant indeed

Fuck, I mistakenly muted the thread and now I cannot see any replies ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ

Rekt lol

Where is the fucking unmute button for the thread nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s ? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ

You can delete in the mute menu (sidebar)

Well, please give me cock! I wanna cock! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

I guess cock is permissionless? ๐Ÿ˜‚

You gotta make sure you get the Mexican Cock. The regular one is unhealthy.

Darker skin ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿพ

Similar to chicken meat

I prefer a regular cock! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

Whatโ€™s the difference between regular and irregular?๐Ÿคญ

One is tastier ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

You have to put it in the mouth to taste it ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿพ

Henlo?

You came in at a good time ๐Ÿ‘Œ

โ€œCameโ€ is also a good word here

It was a moment of pure ecstasy for our dear Mr Fishcake

Fishcake: โ€œIโ€™m arrivingโ€

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ I was injected into this thread

Fishcake as heโ€™s injected into the thread: โ€œI came, I arrived, I memedโ€

We're getting close to Amethyst's event horizon

Peace out bros โœŒ๏ธ

I love innit

Sounded like the McDonalds line ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Itโ€™s chewsday indid!

Itโ€™s splendid innit

cum the fuck down boyz*/*ya๐Ÿ™ƒ

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Oh yeah, free range cock is great too. Small farm cock performs the best imo.

Are small farm cocks bigger than big farm cock?

Small farm cocks are smaller, yes. But they are more pleasurable to consume than the big farm cocks, which can be painful for some.

Painful is no good. Gotta lubricate somehow

That's where the beef tallow comes in

I missed this one ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Gotta make sure to rub it in

Where is my gallery? ๐Ÿ‘€

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Autistic ๐Ÿคญ

Extremely ๐Ÿคญ

Fr fr ๐Ÿคญ

Impossible itโ€™s well organized

It can't possibly not be. The replies are too fast.

The only answer is that Mahdood is a bit.

He said multiple times before that itโ€™s not organized ๐Ÿ˜‚

He knows roughly how much to scroll to find some. Muscle memory

That's autistic af.

Iโ€™ve been adding labels but itโ€™s thousands of files itโ€™s gonna take another 7 million years to finish them all ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

That's when you hire some indians to do it for you.

The labels will all be wrong, and then it'll take 21 million years to fix

And theyโ€™ll have a copy of the folder. Multiple copies

Yeah I already tried that and it set me back 7 million years not doing it again

https://video.nostr.build/b9db45ab319f042d05e48f0b7396aa80ae2996a3629ceea124e6f2a852e2e2fd.mp4

RIP lol

Correct

NSFL

Never

SS isnโ€™t happy about this. You made her cry, look

My queen Iโ€™m sorry

Kim Jong seeing SS for the first time.

TIL commies are cucks

Needs more PB & Bacon

Seriously though it's good. No jokes.

PB on a hotdog. Ketchup on chips. Pineapple on pizza. wtf is life.

https://video.nostr.build/101fd25dd6577f0931f3ee9d109fd811f9b47c14af116f072cde1c174c7cc16f.mp4

To afraid to ask

You're better off just walking away.

What the flip

What the flip ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

First it was pineapple on pizza and now this. Please get help. Iโ€™m praying for you all ๐Ÿ™

As usual, Americans doing it wrong ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

We do meals right

I heard you guys donโ€™t have meal deals in your supermarkets in America ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿซ‚

What is that?

Itโ€™s pretty decent - taken very seriously in the UK

People do YouTube reviews ๐Ÿ˜‚

Oh like lunchables that's cute๐Ÿ˜‚

What the hell ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜ญ

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Your lunchables look different ๐Ÿ‘€ you guys get extras ๐Ÿค”

Itโ€™s because of the accent

We have pubsubs

Sub sandwiches from Publix.

Pub subs is that like when you go to a bar in a subway?

It's more like when you're writing concurrent software and need to follow a Publisher/Subscriber pattern to prevent deadlocks.

I leant about Publix this month, I never heard of it before ๐Ÿค” I am most intrigued, these pubsubs look good

Public is a great store. Mid-tier supermarket, mainly fiat food, but they have great counters for sliced meat and cheese. The bakery is partially ultra processed. And then of course, pub subs.

But it's been yeaars since I've had a sub from there though. Maybe I should have one again.

Going to the American restaurant for lunch. Grabbing a deep fried Snickers & pistol combo meal ๐Ÿ˜‚

Now youโ€™re getting it

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Meals right? In the US? With all the morbidly obese? Thatโ€™s wild

Fackin Canadians and their "all dressed chips," keep that shit up there with your bags of milk.

I've never seen a bag of milk in my life. WTF you talking about ๐Ÿค”

Smh bags of milk mustโ€™ve been Trudeauโ€™s idea