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Sorry to break your chops but

"But as a way to celebrate the cereal mascot's 60th birthday, Cap'n Crunch will finally get a fourth gold stripe on his sleeve, signifying the rank of captain for commissioned naval officers, one more than the usual three he's had for decades (worn by commanders)."