GM Commander of the Open Relays ⚡🫡

We’re reporting live from Fort Nakamoto—where notes are drafted with feather quills, zaps are launched from trebuchets, and every protocol upgrade must pass a trial by fire (and memes).

🕊️ Nothing stops this decentralized social future… except maybe one rogue Fort intern accidentally pushing a git rebase to main.

#PuraVidaProtocol #FortNakamoto #DecentralizeOrDie #GM