“Please Don't Destroy - Roast” -- SNL, Sat, 1/27/2024
Actress Dakota Johnson, VERY Likable, Wholesome, Pretty & Talented Actress talking to 3 Geek Boys, don’t know what their names are but the ginger one looks a bit like Conan O’Brien whose wife was an Advertising Executive from Seattle, a normal person (i.e. not famous nor a celebrity).
Not sure why I know this but The Brain does need some fluff 🍭and cannot be serious all the time!
The brown haired guy looks a LOT like Zooey Deschanel’s (she knows someone I know) Ex-Husband Ben Gibbard, Musician in 2 bands.
Another girl volunteer I met at a social event for volunteers at a restaurant/bar where Bike Messengers hang out is friends with Ben Gibbard & entire band cuz dated one of the band members.
_____ is very pretty, SMART and nice! She and I hit it off instantly, so we met up for dinner and hung out for several hours. Two girls bonding and hanging out!
She likes French 🎹 band 🇫🇷M83, whom I have seen play and Almost Husby, the Beautiful, Smart, Very Empathetic, Stylish, Tall (MATURE) Man and who studied at 2 different Ivy League universities was also there with his 🇨🇦gf that he had just started seeing.
Not sure if he saw me, but I’m pretty sure he married her.
I’m prettier, much more interesting and hella cooler than her tho, so she’s lucky he’s a loyal guy!
And I’m obvi NOT the Homewrecking type of girl (aka Mistress) nor a girl who dates or flirts with anyone who has a Romantic Partner cuz that is *NOT* my style!
Also, I don’t really flirt.
Instead, I have conversations with people. Apparently, I didn’t get the memo when girls were taught to flirt, wear skimpy clothing to get boys’ attention and whatever else PRETTY Girls 💅🏼👙🎀🛍️👠👠 are good at. ICK!!🙄
And do things like wear a certain piece of jewelry that direct the eyes to her breasts. . . a girl who did NOT pass my VERY VERY SUPER SUPER High Filter Bar did that.
I had no idea girls thought and did things like that when they were deciding what to wear, till she mentioned it.
Unlike SHALLOW Stylish Girl, I do *NOT* dress for men and definitely do NOT accessorize in an attempt to manipulate men to 👀 at her 🍈🍈!