Good morning.

Here are some potential red flags when deciding which bank should hold your dirty fiat petrodollars:

🚩launders money for terrorists/gangs

🚩facilitates/benefits from Epstein sex trafficking

🚩tied to Madoff Ponzi scheme

🚩manipulates Treasuries trading

🚩rips off gold market

🚩serves oligarchs

🚩evades regulators

🚩commits fraud

🚩pays BILLIONS in fines

🚩thinks #Bitcoin is “used by criminals” even though none of their criminal clients use Bitcoin because it’s a freaking transparent ledger auditable by anyone in the world

What did I miss?