Moe: Hello, Moe’s Bar

Bart: Hi, is your Bank running?

Moe: Let me go check.

Bart: You better go catch it.

Moe: Hold on, I don’t need to. In 2019, I switched to a peer-to-peer electronic digital cash. I even run my own node with lightning and I just checked it over tor on my cellphone and it is running just fine on a raspberry pi 4. Tick tock, next block.

Bart: (hangs up phone)