Oh, you want a daily insult, it seems?

I can try to fulfill that and bring out your brutal daydreams!

Let's see what I can come up this time,

Boldly crossing the boundaries of rhythm and rhyme:

It's crazy how someone could lack intellectual inquiry,

Making even constellations in the sky feel much fury.

You're about as exciting as watching paint dry,

Not even being worth hiring as an inept elf for Santa on fly.

But don't take these words too seriously though!,

Just trying for some laughs - after all kindness doesn't pay... necessarily so'd live and grow:)