nostr:npub1hg5g87620a3vhpgmna2pzevhj88lkt3lezus76p7u5y37sfcszsszktya9 /shrug
Computers are demons trapped in arcane runes and if you speak with them and let them speak to you then you go insane.
It's pretty simple, no one actually knows what's going on or why at any given time. We just keep hoping they keep doing what they did before.