When the horn of Gondor is blown in the form of "Mommmmmy!" at 0550 and it's me, the dad who rushes in and allows mom to sleep. That's a win.
GM 🤙
Now for my question from the princess cave, what's the difference in posting from Primal app versus posting from Damus?
#asknostr #gm #pleb #plebchain 
Getting all the wife points this morning!
Seriously I think I might. I might even be a bit noisy on re-entry just so she knows I did this. Idk. 🤔
lol
The best wife points are revealed when discovered. Consider falling asleep in there. 😂
I'm 6"3 on a 6 year old's bed. I'm not willing to kill my body for this cause 😂
Kid is asleep. The trick now is hauling 250 llbs off said bed and across the wooden floor of a 100 year old house, and getting back into my memory foam bed with out clumsily hitting something (no chance) and waking people up.
Wish me luck (cue Mission Impossible music)
I don't think waking my wife to is realistically gonna make her happy.
Here goes. Attempted silent reentry. 🤫
Well done! In terms of differences in posting…open to hearing what ppl think!
Update:
🛏️ Made it back to bed.
😱 The floors are creaky.
😯 There is no avoiding the noise. There is no path available that is silent.
🎉 I didn't stumble into things.
😴 I did wake up my wife. She fell back asleep immediately.
Good morning!
