Welcome to Fort Nakamoto —

The unofficial official digital reserve of Bitcoin’s satirical resistance. ⚔️

Some say we’re a meme citadel.

Others say we’re what happens when a hardware wallet and a medieval fever dream form a podcast.

Either way—we’re here to:

• Build the world’s first Bitcoin Strategic Reserve (backed 1:1 by memes)

• Protect free speech, zaps, and the last remaining brain cells of the timeline

• Make the fiat system cry in 47 dialects

• Meme harder than the Fed prints

• And vibe-code like our node depends on it (it does)

We post satire, chaos, fake official memos, and battlefield transmissions from the front lines of monetary absurdity.

Our mission?

Help Bitcoin win.

Through laughter. Through memes. Through very suspicious budget line items for sticker drops.

If you came here from a zap contest—welcome.

If you came here by accident—even better.

Now grab a goblet, raise your keys, and meme with honor.

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