The shitcoin playbook:

0. Create whitepaper based on BS (only has to look good)

0.1. Vaguely relate it to Bitcoin to set up the affinity scam

1. Premine the shit out of your coin

2. Give your cronies cheap coins from the premine stash

3. advertise the shit out of it

4. get idiots to buy them

5. dump your coins on retail

6. laugh at the idiots that bought your coin

Is there a worse shitcoin than stacks?