The first page ever to appear on the internet.

http://info.cern.ch/hypertext/WWW/TheProject.html

The Cern contact telephone number is so whimsical!

Good morning. One moment, please, I will just connect you.

Now look at us. Good morning, I was up all night trawling through GBs of data online from hundreds of websites, and still I can't see what's on the Nostr relay on my phone :)