of course i'm not serious. rust is Satan in programming language form, from the great Satan Nutscrape Corporation that has rebranded itself as an NGO and upped their budget to 110% on brainwashing propaganda to create "rustaceans" a cult of people who think that their language doesn't have a garbage collector.
spoiler alert: it has a garbage collector, that requires you to clutter your code with inane annotations instead of just making a good quality concurrrent mark and sweep GC like they have for Go.
plus the code is ugly as Sin, unreadable, and full of retarded rules that make it impossible to read without months of practice. it's worse than trying to learn german.