I shall buy some prunes in the morning.
Guy walks into a pizza joint
Can I get a pizza with prunes please
For here or to go?
To go, what else? ;)
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Why did the young couple of melons with strict parents not get married?
Cuz they cantaloupe 🥁
Believe it or not, this latter one is my own creation from earlier today. What have you accomplished today?!
