Delete Hinge

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Hey! How are you?

Get ghosted

Repeat 100x

Think about getting a job in Antarctica or maybe get a cat

#Nostr #Plebchain #Catstr

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Girls get a million hey how are you msgs, need a funny opener

Funny, I actually never say how are you. But I am done with dating apps. Gym. Work. Friends.

You're welcome.

Delete them all and never return. They are porn for women, it’s about validation and nothing else. I have a friend who told me she had 500 matches and didn’t go on a single date.

Agree. Tire of it.

Complete shit show

Side note- ive tried to get a job in Antarctica as support staff at McMurdo. I didn’t get it. The requirements really are high so Id go with cat instead

No way. That's cool you tried.

i saw this cause I was checking on to see how your new relationship was going. How are you doing

Definitely donw with dating. Focusing on gym, work and friends πŸ’ͺ

Ok we are here for you if you need anything. Let me know if you want to nest one day

You’ll find that one when your not looking for it and it will happen naturally. Just not at work πŸ˜‚

Get a cat.

You may find the requirements for it bigger than Antarctica 🀣

The woman comes after... uh ah you've got a cute cat?

Job comes when being zen along with all that.

Get rid of the woman being more annoying than the cat.

Repeat 3 to 5 till the woman fits into the cat's requirements and you're done.

If the above fails give the cat to a loving family member and steer up to Antarctica πŸ€™