Oh my GOD guys! Your experiences are sad but funny! I have my own, not too traumatizing but kinda weird. Two years ago at the space station during a routine Eva a weird little entity (extremophile microbe cluster from a comet sample) latched onto my suit. It was emitting rythmic pulses that exactly mimicked human courtship behaviour!!!! It was attracted by my thermal emissions! I quickly detached it with nitrogen gas! It was trying to get into my suit π³π³π³πππΎπ