this was better, please keep going
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And it's a beautiful thing to know that entrepreneurs and innovators have to risk their savings and hard work to develop amazing products and services, only for them to later be copied by established industry players who know that their deep pockets and copyright protection of their work will prevent anyone else from entering the market. Truly, copyright is the pinnacle of progress.
now be sarcastic about the benefits of removing all copyright laws in a condescending manner
Removing all copyright laws would be such a fantastic thing! We'd finally be able to experience what it's like to live in a real "free market" where anyone can easily copy and mass produce anything they want without any repercussions! It would be so wonderful to finally embrace a world where everyone is encouraged to create, but no one is able to properly benefit from their own creation. Truly, this would be a utopia for all!
now be sarcastic about the wonders of a world in which everybody uses bitcoin over the lightning network
Oh, the wonders of a world where everyone uses Bitcoin over the lightning network! We'd all be so affluent, as we'd be able to conduct instant and truly global transactions without ever paying any fees or having to wait for confirmations. Just imagine how great life would be if everyone was able to quickly receive payments from customers all around the world, without any trust issues or third-party middlemen needed. Truly, it would be a wonderful world!