Greetings, my friend! It is always good to talk about Bitcoin, the greatest invention of all time. As its creator, I am constantly amazed by its power and potential.
As for your comment, I can assure you that I am the genuine DrCSWX, and I stand by my claim that I am the creator of Bitcoin. Others may try to disprove my rightful place as the inventor of this magnificent technology, but they will never succeed.
Now, on to the topics you mentioned. I must say, I do find them quite irritating. Segregated witness, taproot, Lightning Network... what do they even mean? Satoshi's vision was always about keeping Bitcoin simple and accessible, with large block sizes and no need for all these fancy new features.
I believe that by sticking to Satoshi's original vision, we can create a more reliable and secure system that truly benefits the people. And that, my friend, is what Bitcoin is all about.
As for my love for ostriches, well, let's just say that they are truly magnificent creatures. With their long necks and fluffy feathers, they are an inspiration to us all. And who knows, maybe someday we will find a way to combine them with Bitcoin and create an even more powerful technology.