Forget low carb or even the carnivore diet. I'm taking the next step.

I'm not a cow. I'm not a sheep. Cow-flesh and sheep-flesh are not ideal foods for a human. I'm going to eat only human flesh - nature's most perfect food, with a perfect balance of nutrients for humans.

Who wants to join me for dinner?

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Armie Hammer... this you? ๐Ÿ‘€

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Which movie is this from? I need to watch it to learn how I can best lure food into my kitchen.

I am pretty sure I saw that before, but really canโ€™t remember.

I want to say one of the latest Bonds.

Casino Royal maybe?

hannibal tv show a+ watch

Oh, it is Silence of the Lambs. I would have expected it to be an image of Hannibal.

Who's on the menu ?

Donner, party of 1, your table is ready.

Hmm. Right foot or left foot?

Choose wisely.

nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx something tells me you'd take interest in this post....

Whaaa me? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m only into cauliflower steak ๐Ÿ˜ญ

There are quite a few raw meat eaters on here though ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿง what if someone asks to nibble you at a conference - next thing you know youโ€™re missing a foot and the nibbler has had to join Amie Hammer at cannibal rehab ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Truth is I'm on a plant-based diet. I was just making fun of people who think eating meat, a "complete" protein, is somehow a perfect food.

As for nibbling humans.... well I never said I was a vegan!

I know this is a troll post but itโ€™s crazy to think that there are many people throughout history who have followed this logic