No Such lAbs (S.NSA), January 2017 Statement
S.NSA incoming and outgoing
Incoming
Outgoing
Description
Value
Description
Value
256 GB ECC RAM box
0.38090752i
Total
0.0
Total
0.38090752
S.NSA assets
Account
01.01.2017
Net change
31.01.2017
Cash
438.03450971
0.38090752
437.65360219
Tangibles
8.20505811
0
8.20505811
Intangibles and goodwill
27.02467107
0.38090752
27.40557859
Total assets
473.26423889
S.NSA liabilities
Account
01.01.2017
Net change
31.01.2017
Shareholder equity
473.26423889
0.0
473.26423889
Total liabilities
473.26423889
S.NSA has a total of 4`737`075 authorised shares outstanding. The total assets per share implied value is thus 0.00009990 BTC. The cash+tangible assets per share implied value is thus 0.00009420 BTC.
S.NSA has Special Stock Warrants outstanding issued as per the IPO agreement, as follows :
#
Fingerprint
Shares
BTC
Par
1
17215D118B7239507FAFED98B98228A001ABFFC7
3`315`952
331.5952
1
2
6160E1CAC8A3C52966FD76998A736F0E2FB7B452
1`421`122
142.1122
1
T
4`737`074
473.7074
1
Miscellaneous
Production on batch 2 turned out to be remarkably slowii ; nevertheless we'll deliver it, probably Feb. Sorry for the delays, and well... see you next month!
Oh, yes, we're also discussing what to make next. I expect it's gonna be cool.
———New year, new prices! [↩]There's an entire saga here, which shall be approximated as follows :
On Jan 10 14:35:39 :
asciilifeform Still fighting with plant, they 'improved' their www and now component rotations in the order form are all fucked. I lack the words to describe this degree of idiocy.
On Jan 26 20:29:30 :
asciilifeform By the way we're rolling, as of 2 days ago, next batch of FUCKGOATS. Estimated mid-feb.
mircea_popescu Cool.
asciilifeform One hell of a mindfuck, they FUCKED the placement! Their 'engineer'. Fortunately i checked before it was too late.
mircea_popescu Made in USA undeniably going away.
asciilifeform More or less. They were wholly ready to put on the voltage regs backwards. Because 'oh noez Customers Find It Confusing To Rotate Components Themselves'
mircea_popescu Engineer eh.
asciilifeform Nuttery.
Now that we understand each other, can you make the shithole great again before absolutely everyone absolutely moves on already ? It's 11:59:50something, you understand ?
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Category: S.NSA
Sunday, 05 February, Year 9 d.Tr.