Excited to announce Based, a new programming paradigm for aspiring blockchain developers!

How it works:

* You send me a DM on Nostr

* I explain to you that you don't need a blockchain

* You call me a poisonous feminine hygiene product, or a toxic maxipad, or whatever, idk

* Five years later you realize you're wasting your life and rebrand as being 'Pro Bitcoin', just in time to buy the top of the next cycle.

Welcome to the future. It's Based.